No day is so bad it can't be
fixed with a nap.
--Carrie Snow
I'd been told the training process
with cats was difficult. It's not.
Mine had me trained in two days!
--Bill Dana
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
--Pearl Bailey
Now he's gone.
--Steven Wright
Go to Heaven for the climate,
Hell for the company.
--Mark Twain
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
--Mae West
but why take a chance?
--Phyllis Diller
It's amazing that the amount
of news that happens in the world
every day always just exactly fits
in the newspaper.
--Jerry Seinfeld
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
--Abraham Lincoln
to amuse myself
by constantly changing
my hair.
--Hilary Clinton
A man who carries a cat
by the tail learns something
he can learn in no other way.
--Mark Twain
